noodle-maid 

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

noodle-maid by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

noodle-ounce 

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

noodle-ounce by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

noodles 

The word one uses after proving their statement correct after an intense argument. the reaction used after winning an argument. The act of being put on noodles.

Bob: January has 30 days.
Bill: No it has 31 days... Noodles!

Bill put Bob on noodles after proving Bill's statement to be false.

noodles by Em&M December 11, 2013

noodle skin 

Two extremely hot and cute guys that are crushed by two young girls.

Girl: OMG I WISH NOODLE SKIN WOULD MEET!!!
Girl 2: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!!!

noodle skin by ayogg December 30, 2013

noodles my poodles 

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

noodles my poodles by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 14, 2014

Noodle 

A slang used by asians in Philadelphia to describe a person who is a pussy, nerd, geek, etc.

Man Devin, Jonathan, and Nathan are noodles, they don't know how to hang

Noodle by pookie5523 September 3, 2014

Noodle 

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

...
"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

Noodle by lezgirls March 1, 2015