lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
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Get the morning mug.A fleeting segment within a morning radio broadcast, typically marked by spontaneity, humor, shock value, controversy, embarrassment, awkwardness, or compelling content, designed to captivate listeners and provoke discussion. Idiomatically, it signifies a memorable or entertaining experience that encapsulates the characteristics of morning radio culture.
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