1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
by johnpag November 26, 2009
Get the Mexican Screwdrivermug. A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.
'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'
by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008
Get the Mexican Sacktapmug. Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012
Get the Mexican Delightmug. by Joltage March 28, 2016
Get the mexican stripteasemug. Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009
Get the Mexican Thunderbuttmug. person #1: Man! my ass is feeling greasy from taking a crap 4 hours ago! Person #2: Dude, really!? sounds like you could use a Mexican Rewipe!
by BigTr September 12, 2010
Get the Mexican Rewipemug. by boob da qooq January 26, 2010
Get the mexican kittenmug.