the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 25, 2005

Jumping Rabbit

A joint that has been laced with cocaine.

Is that some jumping rabbit or just broccoli??

by Neomann June 01, 2024

Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.

Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.

by Swedish baster May 06, 2024

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 03, 2018

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns January 30, 2007

The Jump Start

The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.

Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.

by rastyhaf November 18, 2022

Jump Out and Slide and Crash

UK Slang For The American Slang: “Spin The Block”

Jump Out and Slide and Crash

by KingHassan February 16, 2025