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uncel jimmy

someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.

he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.

he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!
jimmy nephew: why you on the ground uncel jimmy

jimmy: I want yo toes !!!!!!!!!!!!
uncel jimmy by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020
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Jimmy Pop 

To defriend someone on facebook for admitting to liking The Bloodhound Gang.
"I had to Jimmy Pop Meg today. She quoted from "The Bad Touch."
Jimmy Pop by dpmerline December 31, 2011

Jimmy Jimmy 

A term used when not knowing french but pretending to be French.
Guy: Je ma pel, madam.
Girl: Jimmy Jimmy, monsier.
Jimmy Jimmy by RokoKoko December 9, 2008

Little Jimmy 

nickname for a larger than average penis
Little Jimmy by ed.42345 August 31, 2016

shoot some jimmys

When wanna-be basketball think they're awesome and call jump shots "jimmys"
hey man, wanna skip studying to shoot some jimmys yo
shoot some jimmys by anishta April 19, 2010

Jimmyrig 

When three men work together in a cooperative sexual act where two men create a common hand-vagina (referred to as the "rig") and allow the third man (referred to as the "Jimmy") to insert his penis into their co-created hand-vagina.

In some cases, the hand vagina can be fucked by one of the two participating hand-vagina creators.

In a third (untested case), the two hand-vagina creators can alternate fucking the hand-vagina in a rhythmic and sexual motion.

In certain environments, such as the Ménage à trois you can encounter the rare and unseen co-ed Jennyrig; the co-ed Jennyrig is when two women co-create the hand-vagina and the man inserts his penis into the women's hands, eventually climaxing (hopefully).
Carl and Jeff made me the best jimmyrig for my birthday!

I haven't had a tighter jimmyrig in 30 years.

I "jimmyrigged" with my buddies, Dave and Matt last night. Luckily, I wasn't part of the rig.

Jerry taught his sons the meaning of sex by "jimmyrigging" them last night.
Jimmyrig by DJRawDawg May 24, 2011
this word is used whenever an embarrassing,unfortunate or overall bad situation occurs.
Person 1:Dude my wife left me and she took the fucking kids
Person 2:Damn that's jammy
Person 1: ikr dude, jammy
Jammy by fortnitegamer1337 January 20, 2019