Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,

You follow Bryan Johnson protocol

by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023

Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!

“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”

by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020