Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.
Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.
by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024
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New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 02, 2024
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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Jersey Party

A party that seniors/high school students on their last year of school host after receiving their school leavers jersey. It consists of BYO drinking (doesn’t have to be alcohol) and wearing your year 6 senior shirt that is symbolic of the memories you’ve had of high school.
Kai: “Hey Jessica, are you coming to the jersey party this saturday?”

Jessica: “Oh hey, yeah i am! Gonna bring some pepsi, are you goin?”

Kai: “yeah i’m going. see you then?”

Jessica: “Sure”
by Pot4to January 29, 2024
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jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
by Firemedic39 January 09, 2023
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Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.
Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
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