jersey shore

jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.

ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night
MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly

by miss-juschillin_97 August 6, 2011

new jersey stew

when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.

I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!

by tyler akers March 3, 2005

jersey

any person, place, thing, or event that is or was fun and that does not involve man love.

man that party was jersey, there was a lotta jLo booties and some kickin' tunes

by deeeVON January 29, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.

Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.

by del87 August 4, 2007

South Jersey

"Say-owth Jurzee" is a place where rednecks with a bad Jersey attitude reside. "Wooder" not "water". The accent is a hybrid of southern and Philly. Extremely annoying to listen to. Irrational support of all sports teams except for those in their own home state of New Jersey. People think they can drive better than anyone else here, but the fact is, the land is straight, flat, well lit, and not very complex compared to other areas such as North Jersey. Thinks "North Jersey" is Tom's River. Will make fun of people from North Jersey, but have never in fact traveled away from the South to see for themselves. In many instances, the North is a scary place for the pineys. Most people are illiterate. Trying to decipher a text from one of these people will cause you to lose a dangerous amount of brain cells. If not in college after high school, South Jersey kids will immediately have one to several illegitimate children. Jobs/housing/vehicles/significant others/life goals/etc. usually change on a monthly to weekly basis. Low income, yet everyone still has money to buy cigarettes and booze. They are proud to use WaWa's for everything, which means paying a higher price for convenience. Usually content to live off of federal aid throughout their lifetime. People never think more than about 5 minutes ahead of what they are doing, and even that is a stretch. A "Do it in the Pines" bumper sticker is not uncommon to see on the back of a rusted-out, lifted, diesel ford or dodge pickup truck.

"What exactly are you doing in the Pines?"
South Jersey is the place to be! For about the first five minutes.

by caudaeequina December 27, 2011

jersey

Bowling:
The left side of the triangle of bowling pins (i.e. pins 1, 2, 4, and 7). Generally applicable only when bowling in New York. Synonymous with Brooklyn, if one is bowling in Manhattan.

Shit, I hit it Jersey again!

by Funkdubious January 19, 2004