Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022

deep throat duck call

The quack sound that is made by the penis hitting the back of a girls throat while performing felatio that can attract nearby mallards.

my deep throat duck call is so good that the boys are taking me for a gang bang whilst hunting this duck season

by Christi_G August 19, 2017

roll up clown deep

To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.

Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.

by Oliver Hawkins September 14, 2008

deep state actor

One government bureaucrat, among a group, responsible for a civilian coup d'état

The zelensky-trump whistleblower was not just a corrupt government official or a neo patriot but a true deep state actor

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

deep sea fangly fish

a type of deep sea fish that has christmas lights on it and a custem lure that looks like homestar, but if strongbad were one he would have an cool back deck for dinner and dancin'.

or I could be one of those deep sea fangly fish...

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

by Piancer October 17, 2007

neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)

'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012