uncoil one

In reference to defecation Uncoil a shit... referring to the way feces wraps around the toilet from the way it was coiled up inside your Colon
I need to go to the Bathroom and Uncoil One
by KO Sledgod March 14, 2008
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hole in one

When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.
“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”
by Isaiah mark January 15, 2022
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Hole in One

when one cums inside their own nostril
by tuckahoe in bed March 12, 2016
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cute one

The cute half of the relationship, and the definition of cute.
Person 1: bunny is so cute, she's an angel!
Person 2: yeah, she's the cute one.
by Sahara Echo March 20, 2020
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fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.
Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.
by incognicola December 23, 2011
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Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".
Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?
by LyraDove May 27, 2014
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One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate
Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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