iron lung

a fucking awesome video game by David Szymanski, which was adapted into a fucking awesome movie by Markiplier (Mark Edward Fischbach).

person 1: hey have you watched iron lung yet?
person 2: hell yeah! i've played the game too!

by dryroti February 22, 2026

Iron rain

when a girl pees on you but she’s also on her period

asked my girlfriend for a golden shower but it was actually an iron rain

by dirrtiersoaap March 11, 2026

Iron Dome

A interception system by Israel for missile strikes

“The Iron Dome is in action!”

by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

imran

tanned, devilishly sensual, adorable
loves dostoevsky's white nights & kafka's letters to milena
hooks up w everyone he sees
huge dick & huge sex drive (WR proven)
gambler, heavy drinker, huge druggie, serial killer, baby daddy to 12 kids

if i was an imran, i'd finally lose my virginity but sadly im daniel

by Sybarite1997 March 11, 2025

Iron bar method

When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.

Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.

by justachillguy_67 March 24, 2025