Hanky Wank 

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

Hanky Wank by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

Honey Spoon 

Honey Spoon is honey on a spoon eaten for a quick pick-me-up snack....But it really should be good honey, preferably raw, organic stuff. Pasteurized bear-bottle bunk is not happy-making and does not have the medicinality of a good Honey Spoon.

I don't really have time for breakfast, but a little honey spoon is just the ticket.

Want some honey on toast? Hell naw, I'll just have honey spoon.

Honey Spoon by Ho Spo August 24, 2009

Honey in the Hole 

It's the lady or man friend that you keep in the batting line up as a potential future option.

This is that special someone, who you don't really find all that special. They dote on you--it feels great--and you allow them to tag along in your social sphere as a cushion to your ego, and/or potential booty call.

Caution! If you do call on the booty, know that you compromise the bond between you and your Honey in the Hole. The only way it lasts is if your HITH thinks that there is a chance for a relationship. Hurt them, and you will lose the ego cushion and be forced to recon with the world on your own terms.

A: So are you hittin' that Samantha chick or what?

B: No dog. She totally wants to, but I'm holding on to her for a rainy day. She's my Honey in the Hole.

A: That's selfish.

B: Blow me

Honey in the Hole by The White Flash January 2, 2012

honeybadger fuck 

Extreme apathy

"I don't give a honeybadger fuck about your kid's soccer game."

honeybadger fuck by SavageLettuce January 15, 2012

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@ 

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@ by the badger killer December 12, 2012

Honeycomb 

My wife's sweet, tight, juicy, warm, and wet pussy.

Babe, am I gonna have some of your "Honeycomb" tonight for dessert?

Honeycomb by BBWlover January 13, 2014

Honey 

“Honey” is something that you call someone who is pissing you off to indicate that shit’s about to go down.

Aggravated person: “Honey, you wanna go?!”

Honey by You can’t see me September 23, 2018