Gumpai

Someone who acts one-sided and annoying by ignoring what you say, twisting the situation, and gaslighting you to make it seem like you’re the one at fault.

“Oh, that’s such a gumpai.”

by Hatswut November 19, 2025

gump

An extreme form of endurance gooning in essence of the titular character's multi-year cross-country run in the film Forest Gump. To goon uninterrupted except for essential breaks without ever finishing the deed. The goal is to achieve an elevated and enlightened existence unlike the mindless lull of gooning.

It's day seventeen of my gump streak. I can barely remember a time before I started gumping.

by Osironic November 23, 2025

gumping

when you lubricate the folds under the rolls of a fat chick and fuck them to completion

“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”

by maxwellschestov December 3, 2025

Gump

An overweight man with muscle hiding underneath the fat, who is attractive. Sometimes overlaps with a Dad Bod.

- Oh, that man is a gump, now that’s a piece of me.
- I do like my men a bit gumpy.

by gumplover2004 January 4, 2026

Gump

A snotty and rude individual, who also smells quite bad.

"That kid in the creeper hoodie, he's quite a gump isn't he?"

"Stop being a gumpy bitch"

by grumpy gorilla January 13, 2026

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

by Soulprowler January 14, 2026

massive gumby

Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.

Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!

by TallRobby September 21, 2009