happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

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cringy girlfriend

Typical white girl with Starbucks and instagram standards

"My cringy girlfriend is getting on my last nerve ."

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A gift that Santa will bring for Austin Weaver this Christmas.

Austin Weaver wants a juicy girlfriend for christmas.

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It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

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smells like flowers but is made of steel

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The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

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josephs girlfriend is cool 👌🏼Like super kewl

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