Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 17, 2021

Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”

“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

“Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”

by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.

"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."

by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023

Donut Hole Sunshine

When a guy puts a ringed donut around his penis and gets a blowjob.

Then when he finishes he adds on the donut “icing” with his cum and his partner then eats the donut.

Good morning sunshine!

Dude, this chick gave me the best Donut Hole Sunshine for breakfast!

by Naughtymommy March 14, 2019

Strawberry Filled Donut

When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.

Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”

by thatjboi23 April 12, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 08, 2024

The Donut Shoppe

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.

Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

by Matthew Succomati August 26, 2021