mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

by Rubeetuesday March 7, 2017

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 8, 2022

the eye of the vagina

the look of a woman who is seeking dick. Suggests a quality analogous to "gameness" in pit-bulls.

She gave me the eye of the vagina, so I knew she was DTF.

by Andre Debonaire January 20, 2020

eye weave

Eyelash attachments

Weave for the eyes

Girl- Damn her eye weavepoppin

by Princess120603 December 9, 2017

Pigeon Eye

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.

by Qlgib April 18, 2019

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in either eye as a result of intense focus amongst a screen of any kind, without blinking for periods at a time. Symptoms can include red eyes and thoughts of gaming. Gamers experiencing Gamer Eye longer than 5.235790292 seconds should report to their local Optometrist immediately as extreme cases have been shown to result in Gamer Eyetis, an intense pain resulting in 10 second gamer eye conditions only the elitist of gamers have ever truly experienced.

Gamer: aye scape why u got gamer eye

scape: counting this edit frame for frame to unsure minimal fps

by Entai December 1, 2018