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Double F

An individual who is obsessed with his/her Facebook page. An abbreviation for a Facebook Faggot.
Ian read my comment on Facebook and then commented back within 5 minutes, proving he's a double F.
by Sam Masta January 9, 2012
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double knuckle

A descriptor for a beautiful woman or man, meaning the act of biting the middle knuckle of two fingers of a closed fist at the sight of beauty. Biting one finger would be a "single knuckle", biting two is a "double knuckle".
Did you see the new cashier lady at Safeway this week? Man, she's a total double knuckle.
by doogerotomy November 27, 2012
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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Double Suck

When a gentleman is sucked off twice in the same evening by 2 separate females. This act requires intense physical stamina and should not be counted if under the influence of sexual enhancement pills.
Although very rare and extremely difficult to pull off, our young friend managed to pull off a Double Suck after an evening of hard drinking and sexting. To make matters even more boss, the act occurred just inches away from my passed out head.
by Dr. Rodgers February 5, 2014
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double hit

When 2 guys jam both their dicks into a girls vagina.
Me and my friend double hit my girlfriend last night.
by mwiz March 2, 2015
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Double Bird

Flipping somebody off with both of your middle fingers.
"He pissed me off, so I flipped him the double bird."
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Corporate Doublespeak

If you have ever had a credit card company lose your payment you have probably experienced corporate doublespeak.

A good example; You get a late notice from your credit card company. Instead of paying the minimum you pay the entire account off. Afterward they keep sending late notices and making phone calls. You phone them, you e-mail them, and you even send letters by snail mail to them.

All responses you receive from them are in lawyer language. They admit nothing and say nothing that makes any sense except to say that you are late with your payment and you will be reported to the credit bureau. Then mysteriously two weeks after payment had been sent electronically to them the payment posts and the calls end.
Wife: Why are we still getting those calls from the credit card company?

Husband: I paid them off a week ago but they say I did not. I have called them and e-mailed them. At first they act like I am lying. Then after they keep me on hold for a long time their tone turns cautious and they start talking in corporate doublespeak.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter September 16, 2012
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