Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy

Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch

by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020

jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.

Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.

by Fly Felix February 18, 2022