Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 18, 2022
Get the jumpy crotchmug. 1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.
2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
by Hsilak July 8, 2018
Get the crotch burpmug. The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
Get the Crotch puppiesmug. The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022
Get the Fire Crotchmug. by crotchpebble January 9, 2011
Get the crotch pebblesmug. by babybrd December 9, 2010
Get the crotch divermug. When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
Get the Glowing crotchmug.