crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025