Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014

cock blizzard

During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect.

Yo Jerry busted a cock blizzard and now all my shit is dirty

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

cock nugget

A worthless individual. The term originates from dried, conjealed bits of mixed male and female ejaculate that cling to pubic hairs at the base of the penis after coitus. They are disgusting and of no value to anyone.

Can you believe that fucking bum asked me for a dollar? What a cock nugget.

by Matt 1000000 July 7, 2005

Cod Cock

V.)
The act of using one hand to play call of duty and the other to please your self.
Modern Warfare is the common game this happens on

N.) A male organ that can be used to shoot people. ( mostly in the face)

Bob: HOW DID YOU DIE???

Lonely Nerd : Sorry i was i had to "Cod Cock"

Bob: OH...... You better not have used the controller I let you borrow.

by xBox of a Cox February 6, 2010

Cock Shower

How the Jonas Brothers bathe everyday.

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.

by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008

Cock Jumper

1. a person who moves from one penis to another in rapid succession

2. slang for the word slut

3. used as an insult to men, insinuating that the man is in fact a homosexual

1. 'That bitch is such a cock jumper!'

2. 'Cock jumping whore!'

3. 'Dude... you're a cock jumper!'

by timbob09 September 7, 2008

mound of cock

Big ol fat huge massive dick, or several penises forming a large pile of penises.

I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.

by Mr. Hoggenbalz January 1, 2008