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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
mugGet the Chinese suicidemug.

Chinese heartburn

Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
by Leinad25 May 7, 2018
mugGet the Chinese heartburnmug.

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.
Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!
by liam. May 13, 2022
mugGet the chinese fist bumpmug.

Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.
by mondoduke May 23, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Finger Trapmug.

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.
by Shainiqua January 31, 2016
mugGet the chinese trapezemug.

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people Cumming on another individuals ears and mouth and when they are finished they will then whisper flirty quotes into the persons ear and the person will then have to guess what they said along with trying to say it with multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and really horny, we should all do a Chinese Whisper on Carl "
by anonymous May 13, 2024
mugGet the Chinese Whispermug.

Chinese food

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat
by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019
mugGet the Chinese foodmug.

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