cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

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Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

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ham and cheese

Basically the food version of crazy. Sometimes just shortened to ham. i.e Coach goes Ham

Those guys went ham and cheese over that comic book

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

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cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

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