Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Luh calm fit hussain malik

When the syndrome is down but the fit is up 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎹🎹🎹

Luh calm fit hussain malik (standalone sentence)

by Luh calm fit Hussain Malik fr November 12, 2023

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Luh Calm Fit

The phrase “Luh calm fit” refers to an outfit that took low effort to achieve a good style.

"That's a Luh Calm Fit!

by heainhere_ November 15, 2023

Luh Calm Gape

The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass by a non bbc. A result of dukeing it.

After I tore her ass up, she had a Luh Calm gape.

by ltrigger November 16, 2023

Luh calm drip

That drip that just extravagant enough to also be viewed in a calm way too doe. Luh calm drip is the most dynamic outfit one could wear

Don’t tell me how to cut the xan cake Troy! You ain’t got Luh calm drip like me Fr.

by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 22, 2023

Luh Calm Fit

Calm Luh Fit is a outfit that is not to crazy nd shit. If u dnt got a Luh Calm Fit o bitch ass aint standin on bidness, im not gone lie this shit is starting to get more corny as we use it. But it is wht it is.

"Hello mother, do u like my outfit?"

"Woowzers son, u have a Luh Calm Fit. nothing crazy.

I guarantee your standing on bidness"

by Itztwxzzy November 24, 2023