until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

"How now brown cow?"

Best courage the cowardly dog line ever.

"How now brown cow?"
I.E. (scene)
{"How.. now.. brown.. cow.."
*applaud*}

by Srz July 24, 2006

Brown chicken brown cow

Another way of saying Bow chica bow wow

Use brown chicken brown cow in situations were saying bow chica bow wow is not needed

by RvsBcaboose February 17, 2009

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Popular Seventies porn riff...Punch line to joke...A company in Denver, CO.

What did the farmer say when he saw two random farm animals getting it on??

"Brown Chicken Brown Cow"

by Risin May 13, 2009

Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 21, 2007