bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.

Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.

by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016

Bum Diggity

Pretty much the same version of the ORIGINAL Bom Diggity but redefined to suit the needs of KENNY who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination.

KENNY: Shawsie that contestant is the Bum Diggity!!

SHAWSIE: It's not Bum its Bom!! Bum just sounds wrong!!!

by ThePantherKnows August 20, 2013

bum-snog

Something you really don't want to do

Shaving your legs is a bit bum-snog

by umlout January 12, 2007

bum swallow

When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.

-why does he look like that

-oh he just bum swallowed

by Zoogly December 6, 2016

Bum-cicle

The result of defecating in sub zero temperatures.

It was so cold when I took a dump outside the tent, that I had to snap off a Bum-cicle!

by Thesatanicmechanic April 9, 2007

Power-Bummed

To have received a powerful, aggressive anal penetration by single or multiple men of larger stature than yourself.

Will: Ouch, I still can't walk.
Martin: har har you've been power-bummed son

by Paddlby January 27, 2015

Bum’s Nutsack

Bum’s Nutsack is a rusty, dusty, crusty man. Commally known as Bob.

Hey! Yo! It’s Bum’s Nutsack! (Bob)

by Bumsns January 11, 2019