Brown Smile

is a sexual act in which one partner licks and eats out the others asshole, to the point that when the one partner smiles there is shit in between their teeth, causing the brown smile. (Please don't let this happen to you, always make sure to thoroughly wash beforehand)

Dude1: Yo dude last night my girl did the weirdest thing.
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup

by DidloDildo May 4, 2011

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013

brown hawaii

When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.

Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!

by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013