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Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call.
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booty do your duty 

A phrase some men feel the need to shout when recieving a lap dance.
"Do you like that, sexy?"

"Booty do your duty!"
booty do your duty by BrookieB February 9, 2009

booty shelf

When someone's butt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. Also a term for a really nice ass.
1. Yo lookadat hottie. He got a booty shelf.
2. I'm so upset that I don't got a booty shelf that I'm gonna go get butt implants.
3. I am enjoying your booty shelf today. *squeeze*
booty shelf by Migizz May 1, 2006

BootyCheese 

the toilet paper build up in the ass.mainly unclean folks who never shower.really turns off folks who enjoy giving a good rimjob. also known as buttcheese asscheese asscrud and gross.
"oh my god i was gonna hit that crack,but the bootycheese was campin'.so i split that scene,left her for the next sucker ass motherfucker."
BootyCheese by Ontic May 21, 2010

ukrainian booty

When a girl has a booty so nice you crane (Ukraine) your neck to see it when she walks by.
Dayyyum, look at Stephanie. That girl got sum ukrainian booty.

How come?

Cuz U krainian yo neck to peep it.

snootchie bootchies 

Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.

The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”

Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !

Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'

Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.

T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
snootchie bootchies by Kimber-x December 21, 2006