Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets

Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard

by Chelsea_12345 July 07, 2020

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 04, 2019

lord bingus

ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS

ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm February 27, 2025

lord jimbo

The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.

Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.

by JimboFollower#3 September 16, 2022

lord moonray

Adorable and cute. Like a kitten. Tends to fall up stairs, trip on air and walk into doorways.

British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.

English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.

British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.

by Youknowwhoitismoonray April 26, 2011

Elden Lord

The Elden Lord was once a Tarnish.
The Elden Lord was the honoured one.
The Elden Lord was the chosen one.
The Elden Lord knows everything.
Never underestimate the Elden Lord

It was once said to be the final challenge of the tarnish to become the next Elden Lord

by TarnishXxx April 29, 2024