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cyclops monkeys in a cup

Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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Ice Cream Cup

n. At the climax of "doggystyle" sex, the penis is removed from the vagina or anus in such a way that ejaculate covers both the lower vagina and anus (Or testicles and anus in male-male intercourse). The receiver of the cup maintains their position until the "ice cream" is licked off, either by the "ice cream" dispenser or a third party.
When Julie farted, the ice cream bubbled out of the cup.
by Mister Softee October 21, 2004
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mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
by The host boss January 29, 2014
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tea cup ass

An ass that sticks out far enough to set a cup of tea down without spilling.
You could almost fit a bucket on that tea cup ass.
by Stopgoat April 8, 2015
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cup o vodka

n.
1. A beverage typically ordered from a bartender at a bar/club or any place serving fine spirits whose sole contents are at least 6 ounces of chilled vodka with no ice. Usually chugged and followed by additional cup o vodka's. Known side effects include improved social skills, slurred speach, and short term memory loss.

2. An expensive beverage that is actually created by taking 3 vodka on the rocks beverages removing the ice and placing all the vodka in a sole glass.
Known side effects same as above but instead you drop like $68 on 2 drinks

derived from drunken american english circa 2002.
Dude you dropped how much on a cup o vodka?

How did you order these drinks? Oh it is hard work (wiping of the brow) I asked the bartender for a cup o vodka and she poured me like a shot and I was like no no like a martini and then she doubled the vodka content in the glasses , then I told her if you fill them all the way up I will leave you an absurd tip. And that boys and girls is how you order a cup o vodka
by asos December 30, 2004
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Cup O Noodles

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.
Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008
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President Sippy Cup

A hilarious yet accurate nickname for Joe Biden used by Fox News host Sean Hannity, referring to the fact that Joe Biden always seems sleepy and half there mentally and always acts like he should be at home with his 'sippy cup of warm milky' and his banky.
Guy1: Did you watch Sleepy Joe Biden's state of the union address last night?
Guy2: I watched a little bit of it, but I couldn't take it anymore and turned it off, that demented old fool kept stammering and stuttering and getting words mixed up and confusing facts, I thought he was going to fall asleep right there! No wonder why Sean Hannity calls him 'President Sippy Cup', it couldn't be any more true!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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