Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it

“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
“What the fuck no you are”

by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019

save the turkeys. LALA

A big fat round butt

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there

by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018