media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005

Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head

its a napoleon fish

by iddunno July 19, 2020

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

Guilt Fishing

A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")

Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"

Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."

by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021

Fish and Chip

When you shove a fish in a girls pussy, and then you proceed to eat the gooey fish juice and fish scales out of her pussy.

The scales are the chips.

"I gave Samantha a Fish and Chip last night, it tasted so good!"

by kyleriordan1234566 February 22, 2023

Trash fish

A reference to plenty of fish in the sea dating metaphor. However these people are not a good catch for a relationship.

"I am sorry that you and Jessica broke up Kyle, but I have to say out of all the fish you could have picked you picked a trash fish.

by 4ducksandgoose April 5, 2017