3 definitions by Johnnyandthesprites

Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.

I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021

sugar fished

When someone intentionally deceives you with the intention of extorting money from you, or gaining an advantage over you.

Bro, you got sugar fished, that PNG pixel drawing of a donkey is not worth $45,000.00 USD.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021

Dimurculation

The process of letting grilled potatoes simultaneously cook and absorb garlic and rosemary flavors at a rapid rate resulting in delicate and fluffy potato goodness.

I wanted to go to the bathroom but I have to wait for my potatoes to complete the dimurculation process.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021