1. To flick your semi-erect penis while making a whip crack sound.
2. A way to express that your penis is so long that you have to curl it up on your belt like a whip.
3. To have your sexual partner swing from your penis.
2. A way to express that your penis is so long that you have to curl it up on your belt like a whip.
3. To have your sexual partner swing from your penis.
1. "As he came walking in the room naked he whipped his dick and said 'Whip-pish!', started sinking the Indianna Jones Theme song "Da-da-dut daaaaa!' and he jumped on the bed."
2. "My dick is so long I have to curl it up and hang it on my belt like Indianna Jones!"
3. "AAARRRGGHhhhhhhhh!"
2. "My dick is so long I have to curl it up and hang it on my belt like Indianna Jones!"
3. "AAARRRGGHhhhhhhhh!"
by Moffenator April 22, 2025

by Jkedz13 April 3, 2020

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.
by packmule107 July 20, 2012

by Connar darlo May 13, 2020

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.
by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014
