Windows shopping

Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.

Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.

by SummonDinosaur July 14, 2011

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

Winford

Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive

girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.

by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020

To the window, to the wall

Refers to the hierarchical practices that exsist at OCC (Orange County Corrections) that require an inmate, that wants to interact with a Corrections Officer directly, to interact with the senior member of their race who will decide if wether or not to pass the information or inquiry on to the CO on duty in the common area who is usually located in a secure zone behind a window, but if an inmate does not follow that procedure and chooses to talk to the CO directly then he is in violation of the inmates standards of behavior, all the other inmates of the same RACE as the violator will announce “to the window! To the wall!” And will convey the inmate from the window where he tried to circumvent the standards to a wall nearby, where the group en masse will provide an extensive ass beating to the inmate, the thrashing will have a duration that will equal the amount of time it takes for one of the punishers to have exerted enough effort for “sweat to run down their balls” (This is the origin of the lyrics used in the song “get low” by Lil’ Jon and the East side Boys.

“To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls!”

by Rev foster January 11, 2023

Rear Window

When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.

Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.

by Bluely December 9, 2008

Window-licker

A person with a mental handicap that likes to lick the windows on the special bus.

Typically they are called Nicki or Fran.

They also make fools out of themselves on videos on youtube i.e. woodstoke 4. But this is due to their sever mental disabilities. You must pity them as they think they are cool and attractive, this is also due to their tiny mental abilities.

I've heard Nicki and Fran are retards... proper window-lickers

by Leeroy90 December 11, 2011

Windows

1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES>NOT...so YES
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen

1- "Winux/Lindows, best operating system over."
2- "I m gonna do a Windows on you, Bitch"

by Proud to be Gay October 27, 2003