big width

archie fucking snaydon

big width is the best rapper of all time

by gayketpeniswillyfag November 2, 2020

MacKenzie Widdowson

MacKenzie on the streets, BigMac in the sheets.
Mac likes to spend her time watching Attack on Titan erotica and wanking to nugget porn. She can often be found trying to avoid Elsa Guidon's advances or buddy wanking to pictures of Liam Parker

Elsa Guidon: "Hey MacKenzie Widdowson...Are you part of the McDonald's menu? Cuz I'd love to eat out a BigMac right now."
Mac: "No, Elsa, Fuck off,"

by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020

Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.

That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm

by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

world wide web

how old people say the internet

wth is the world wide web dad?

by i survived ligma June 2, 2021

world wide handsome

there’s only a couple of reasons you're here. first you saw a seokjin edit or video of him saying he’s the wwh. or you just wanted to see his name as the definition. or you really didn’t know what it meant.

A:hey what does world wide handsome mean?
B:are you crazy? are you insane? it literally means world wide handsome.

by tooyoungtogetrailed June 24, 2021