Jesus wet

A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness.

Example Michael's sister's panties are Jesus wet!

by §eth October 13, 2004

is water wet

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: Yes it is
Crowley: water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

by Iswaterwet November 28, 2017

Wet Lip

something to drink

Can i get something to drink
Can i get some wet lip
which one is faster?

by Falconfootball09 January 27, 2010

Wet diaper

Someone boring who ruins everyone else's fun. A wet diaper brings you down and is a drag to have around.

You can come to the party but dont bring your friend. Hes a wet diaper.

by LoLo2 January 7, 2011

wet balls

hairy and soaked in beer

balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.

light-weight with alot of bounce

"Please wipe off your wet balls before aiming."

You just wet your balls in my beer cup.

by Wed. Wife and Sexi Lexi & Sara October 20, 2010

Blunt is wet

The spliff(or blunt) is currently lit, and is burning at a rate that optimizes smoke inhalation.

"The blunt still wet, so pass it like Brett"- Lil Wayne

Me- Duuddee that blunt is cough* weetttt, you gotta try it!
Brett- wettttt

"The blunt is wet bro, you gotta hit it up." -some blazed individual.

by Gangsta of Golf June 9, 2010

wet laugh

The result from laughing so hard that the person can't control their bladder, they then pee on themselves. Mostly happens to women.

"Girlfriend that shit was so funny, I had a wet laugh!"

by Hoseby January 1, 2006