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washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!
by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008
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ball-washing

Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
by bpc May 16, 2005
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Washington Moonpie

A washington moonpie is when your having sex and you spit dip spit into a girls vagina and then have sex with her right after.
Man you must have just given her a washington moonpie becasuse she smells just like grizzly wintergreen.
by Eskimo Dave March 10, 2010
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Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.
The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.
by Jeokar June 8, 2011
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get washed

you will get fucked up by a person or his freinds
A Harlem term
You will get washed dick
by Koolaid- January 9, 2009
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Port Washington

Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.
by frsky March 1, 2008
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