When u dumb as hell
Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015
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MANDI; people who believe in diesel jeans; people who value clothes and money above more important things; people who use big words to make others think they are intelligent.
by Nap. Dy. September 8, 2004
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A poo band. They consider themselves good music but little do they know, they are actually terrible. They share similaritys with the band rage against machine who are also terrible.
James: "Hey cory whats that shit your listening too every day"
Cory: "They are called Tool and they are really brill! "
James: " PFFFFT kiss my rooty tooty fresh n frooty"
Cory: " STFU im off to listen to Rage"
Cory: "They are called Tool and they are really brill! "
James: " PFFFFT kiss my rooty tooty fresh n frooty"
Cory: " STFU im off to listen to Rage"
by JIMMMMMMMM December 18, 2008
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Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.
by Gallows March 22, 2008
Get the tool mug.n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.
"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."
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