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Tony

An amazing person who is very talented yet no one notices. He's very nice and outgoing and always encourages people to be the best they can be. A loyal friend. Very good in English yet struggles a lot in math. Loves animals, especially dogs . Never fails to remind people how being positive and kind is the best thing you could ever do. An amazing sense of fashion and always gives amazing advice. Very funny and knows how to enlighten your day when you feel down.
Your so Tony
by quikstar June 13, 2020
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tony

tony is a great person. u can trust him to whatever. but hes attitude depends rlly. if he has bad mood u better stfu now or else he'll hunt ur soul /j. but honestly, tony is a nice guy. also he changes his nickname all the time. first, its abby then its alex then he changed it to pat/patton then virg and currently its tony. hes very weird as always but hes funny. and lastly, hes a good friend.
"theres tony"
"omg hes my friend"
"hes my friend too!!"
by barbbsss July 19, 2022
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Tony fleming

The biggest faggot to ever have walked the earth.
by Tonylikesboys May 10, 2020
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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TONY

Everybody knows a Tony.

Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).

DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.

DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.

For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.

DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.

Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.

As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).

DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Tony (n.) — “You cruising up to Tony’s later?”, “Is there a Tony’s around here?”, “I love me some good Tony”.

Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”

Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
by The First Jedi February 24, 2023
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TONY

Increases the stereotype of purple lamp lovers because secretly he is a purple lamp.

Someone who steals lamps and does it in a horrible fashion
Goddammit man you better not be tonying up in there. Not again dude, I thought we talked about this
by Suppercheeseburger November 23, 2023
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