thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

drew thomas

aka my bf !! hi drew plz marry me /hj
ok bye

"omg hi r u drew thomas's gf??"
"yea lol"

by dumbthingsineedtosay June 15, 2021

Thomas Park

A ginger dude from the North East of England who can really beatbox for his life!

Here is an example of his amazing work: youtube.com/watch?v=aQsZzXvxhXE&list=PLBJ92TECBllXMnb9M4rExQHd3ttBQiyNi&ab_channel=Skunqu

Person: Thomas, please beatbox!
Thomas Park: boots and cat and boots and cat

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020

Thomas

FUCKBOI

omg all Thomas's are fuckboiz

by timetokms February 25, 2018

Thomas Southwood

The tiny little guy who annoys the hell out of u but u love him for it even if u want to smack him sometimes. Also i feel like i need to say this - hates the tories.

Thomas southwood is a pain in my arse.

by jejeejeeeee December 25, 2022

Hunter Thomas

A fag with a shit perm

Hunter Thomas, a fag with a shit perm.

by Bighuntperm March 27, 2020

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021