Noun
1. A deceased primate.
2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. A deceased primate.
2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.
2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
by LeviathanRX May 6, 2008
Get the dead monkeymug. 1. Male Infertility.
2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).
2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).
1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.
2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.
3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"
Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".
2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.
3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"
Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".
by Jackette55 November 24, 2009
Get the Dead Seamug. When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.
by CraigK April 26, 2007
Get the Dead Fishmug. by niggerslayer42 July 26, 2016
Get the dead mememug. by ih8myslf November 19, 2020
Get the got me dead. dead as a cacaroachmug. Person 1: "Did you hear Muse's latest album Drones?"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favourites are Mercy and Dead Inside!"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favourites are Mercy and Dead Inside!"
by oli davis August 9, 2018
Get the Dead Insidemug. Weight thats not alive. Usually laying on someone with all your weight, then making them give you the definition of dead weight...while being startle by the question they hesitate so you ask again and again, louder and louder.
After baseball practice the shortstop and 3rd baseman jumped on me with quite force and were yelling at me "WHAT IS DEAD WEIGHT", i did not know what to say so they layed on me i think they are gay.
by best ss ever yes cw the best November 8, 2009
Get the Dead Weightmug.