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Brain Drainer

A story that makes your head explode because it could have been over in about five minutes if one or more of the character(s) didn't have an IQ below room temperature.

It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
Despite their legendary status, Shakespeare's plays are notorious for being massive brain drainers.

One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.

Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
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Sexy Brain

I’m so smart literally a sexy brain.
My noggin is huge I’m a sexy brain honestly.
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Boofy Brain

The feeling of mental and cognitive exhaustion after completely a mentally demanding task; such as a long test, similar to how Boofy’s brain acts all the time.
Damn bro I took the SAT today and had Boofy Brain for a solid hour and a half. I couldn’t do anything
by Eyote0145 December 4, 2021
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Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
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Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand
Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza
by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021
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Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.
"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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