jordan broderick

a dick head that fucks with his best friends exes and can seem to keep a gf

Person1 : You know jordan broderick?
Person2: yeah he’s such a fucking pussy!

by meeboop August 15, 2021

Jordan-clunie

Someone that is a huge spazy bairn

Your like Jordan-clunie

by MrNoDad February 10, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.

??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd

by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023

Jordan

A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.

Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."

by anonymous May 29, 2021

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022

Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011

Jordan

Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.

Oh hi Jordan

by Exactly who you think this is. October 17, 2023