Clap

To fraudulently purchase something.

I just clapped some pizza.

by new york guy September 27, 2025

brian clap

A open-hand clap, in which all the fingers are slapped together. When performed right, it can create destructive seismic waves and disturb all surrounding environments. However, to date, the only person who can perform such technique is Brian.

"Wow that performance was amazing, it really deserves a Brian clap."
"Too bad Brian isn't here! ):"

by quinspin6000 November 11, 2019

Clap

Smacking somebody to put them in their place.

John: What a bitch!
Chad: I know right, I wanna clap her!

by camqotsa May 21, 2018

Clapped

To be killed in an embarrassing manner, and to be laughed at after death.

Chief Keef gon get clapped.

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Clapped

Madly dumb like hella dumb

U are hella clapped get a job mate

by Clappedchild March 10, 2019

Clap-trap

dirty trashy

That club is full of clap-trap hoes!

by ChickenΩbubbles March 5, 2019

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022