First Person Shooter

Putting a GoPro on your dick

Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.

by RicardoXXVI July 7, 2017

Tennessee personal chicken

While fucking fat trailer trash on her back with legs up like drumsticks throw Memphis hot sauce in her eyes right before you come on her breast

Last night I made Andrea from Boones mobile park my own Tennessee personal chicken .

by Jax 420 April 25, 2023

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.

Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.

by Desanto846 February 5, 2023

Bus person gang

a bus person gang is a gang of friends on a School bus. They have to deal with many dangers on a school bus. such as: really sexaul girls and all they talk about is sex. Annoying middle schoolers that are very obnoxious and attention seeking. people that push and shove onto the bus because they think that they are better then everyone else.

thanks.

bus person gang member #1: so, how's life?
*random noise in the background*
bus person gang member #2: alright
*girls randomly moans in the background*
bus person gang member #3: hmmmmmmmmmmm, how to I do this game level?
*another girls moans in background*
bus person gang member #4: no clue!

by man on a bus March 9, 2022

Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 1, 2013

Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019