Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Tapped

Eugiene taderera, he lives in swindon about 4"11 with AF1s on. Fruity don, stay away from this one could be a serious threat to society

Hey mate do you know anyone thats tapped? yes have you heard of Eugiene taderera

by eugienes mum March 6, 2021

Tapping

Act of giving the office vacancy to an existing male employee to the exclusion of other better suited candidates

Only permitting Cis gender heterosexual middle aged men to apply for a job.
Tapped or tapping.

Dave is tapping Bob up for the vacant team leader role. Judy and Audrey would be better leaders, but Bob has the senior male certificate.

by Reefknot March 8, 2021

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

TAP

Tight Ass Pussy. When your pussy/vagina is tight after not having sex for a long time or a dry spell.

Damn, you haven't been laid in a year? You must have a TAP.
I haven't been able to date during the pandemic so I have a TAP.

by Evie Papson December 7, 2020

dolally tap

A term used for a Welsh man from South Wales valleys who has had one too many disco biscuits

Dai is up the club, be careful around him he's dolally tap

by Jenko316 May 12, 2023

Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.

I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!

by srae March 2, 2019