Texan Strawjob

the act of taking a diarrhea dump on a mans boner then sucking it up with a straw.

guy 1: dude my girlfriend gave me a texan strawjob last night!

guy2: what the fuck did she eat??

by strawjobber 1 January 17, 2011

strawberry lightcolour

1. blond
2. extremely blond

Her hair is strawberry lightcolour

by A Wise Man March 22, 2004

strawberry chip

A nice name for a large zit found on the body

"Can you pop this strawberry chip for me?"
" I have a large strawberry chip on my left butt cheek"

by HSMF's April 1, 2008

Strawberry Smurf

Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.

Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.

by Ixielsturm August 4, 2009

strawberry jam

When you floss so vigorously that when you spit, it is tinted red, due to the blood from flossing.

I just strawberry jammed.

by veganichispanic January 2, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake

A strawberry cheesecake is when someone cums inside a girl on her period.

Damn you should of seen the strawberry cheesecake I gave to Sam.

by EricDustin March 13, 2019

strawcab

Approximation of "backwards" spelt backwards. Used to denote intimate familiarity with something.

I'll have to learn the next three chapters off strawcab or the geography teacher will have my ass in detention for the rest of the year.

by Fearman May 24, 2008