The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
Get the Spoon Gooningmug. 1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
Get the Police spoonmug. A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
Get the metal spoon lattemug. A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.
by NotHarold May 9, 2015
Get the Spoonmug. If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
Get the Tiny spoonmug. Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010
Get the Bog Spoonmug. When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019
Get the Slap the spoonmug.