White socks

Something you don't where with black shoes.

You know Jim has no class even though he was dressed up because he still had white socks on.

by codenamesmash December 29, 2008

Happy Sock

A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.

A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.

by The Happy Sock Lady July 25, 2009

Black Sock

In jail, you get many varieties of prolapsed rectums, and the black sock occurs when one penetrates or sodomizes a north american land ape, a.k.a. an african american.

"damn dawg, that bitch be so fine lookin, he be asking fo da black sock tonite"

by Dibblesnapps123 March 8, 2009

dirty sock

when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up

hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock

by magpo December 30, 2014

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008

sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.

"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.

by bebabalula December 15, 2011

Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010